Jesus Died For Your Voicemail

A good friend of mine occasionally has the need to make phone calls to customers throughout the country. Just the other day he was asked to call a gentleman from the Southern part of this country who had the following charming outgoing message (Press the play button below to listen):

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For those at work or without speakers, here's what our friend has to say when he misses a call:

Good morning and welcome to hte United States of America. Please press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn how to speak English. And remember, only two defining forces have ever died for you: Jesus Chris and the American solider. One died for your soul, the other died for your freedom.