tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39623795748389963542012-02-16T02:32:39.937-08:00E. James Fordnoreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3962379574838996354.post-32317650430146070972008-08-27T11:13:00.001-07:002008-08-27T11:13:43.080-07:00

Just because I’ve been researching deep isolation and profound feelings of loneliness online. . . Everyone’s got a fucking opinion, don’t they?

E. James Fordnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3962379574838996354.post-54140386352180176112008-07-11T10:59:00.001-07:002008-07-11T10:59:25.064-07:00

I am admittedly a reader of Buzzfeed.Com and saw this story about hipster bingo on their website.  Buzzfeed, incidentally, is a hipster website that often writes about how hipsters are all hipstery and how other hipsters are totally lame but not us cause we’re not hipsters we’re tastemakers and yes there is a difference thank you very much. Sometimes I wonder if I’m just engaged in a great big

E. James Fordnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3962379574838996354.post-52492080947685050842008-05-28T13:34:00.000-07:002008-05-28T13:36:49.528-07:00

Sweeping the NYC news scene is information about an aphrodisiac that is being sold over-the-counter in sex shops that is made from poisonous toad venom. Here’s what the NY Times has to say:A 35-year-old New York City man died after ingesting an illegal aphrodisiac derived from toad venom, the city’s Department of Health and Mental Hygiene announced on Friday...Stone or Piedra — also known under

E. James Fordnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3962379574838996354.post-51316531450495244722008-05-12T16:41:00.000-07:002008-05-12T16:43:47.572-07:00

I had to be in Union Square butt ass early on Sunday morning to do a film shoot. But when I got there, that piece of crap public art "The Meteronome," which normally spews steam all day, had malfunctioned and was raining water down on the street below. I decided to try out my cell phone's video camera and learned... That my cell phone's video camera sucks. I also learned that I sound like an

E. James Fordnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3962379574838996354.post-29363518911406853042008-03-10T09:01:00.000-07:002008-12-11T01:04:26.961-08:00

Did my taxes online with H&R Block this year. It was pretty great. I had a fantastic email exchange with my "online tax professional."But the juvenile in me just couldn't stop giggling at their home-page graphic.

E. James Fordnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3962379574838996354.post-57842800829469076082008-02-23T13:07:00.001-08:002008-02-23T13:15:09.045-08:00

I've always been enamored with the idea of sending my photos from Flickr to a Target for pickup in an hour. So imagine... When I actually need to take advantage of this service, I discover the service is actually a great big bucket of donkey crap.I called Target before leaving the house to pick up the photos and they said the photos might not be ready for another 24 hours. I told the woman that

E. James Fordnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3962379574838996354.post-84610320998781977102008-02-18T08:21:00.001-08:002008-02-18T08:23:06.280-08:00

My girlfriend just got a phone call from Omaha Steaks. She bought a friend of ours a gift certificate for Xmas and promptly unsubscribed from their email blasts. But they just decided to give her a call anyway. The opening of the phone call went something like this:"Howdy! I'm calling from Omaha Nebraska! How are things up there in New York City!? I'm just calling to tell you about some of

E. James Fordnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3962379574838996354.post-38308557280774839192008-01-24T09:32:00.001-08:002008-01-24T09:45:31.082-08:00

Everyone's favorite multi-billionaire performance artists are getting sued by an audience member from their Chicago show. Apparently their avant-garde-artistry-cum-Dell-commercial involved shoving a camera down some old man's throat.Unlike a bunch of other audience members who have seen the Blue Men, this particular "square" was not amused.The Blue Man actors used the "esophagus cam" to project

E. James Fordnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3962379574838996354.post-70136057058993344832008-01-22T06:08:00.001-08:002008-05-12T16:50:55.560-07:00

A good friend of mine occasionally has the need to make phone calls to customers throughout the country. Just the other day he was asked to call a gentleman from the Southern part of this country who had the following charming outgoing message (Press the play button below to listen):boomp3.comFor those at work or without speakers, here's what our friend has to say when he misses a call:Good

E. James Fordnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3962379574838996354.post-89007500827629808832008-01-20T13:19:00.000-08:002008-01-20T13:26:22.350-08:00

I happened upon this decimated birthday cake on the streets of brooklyn. It was a spiderman cake, so I have to assume its destruction led to the shedding of many manchild tears. But this little squirrel took the opportunity to chow down on what was left.

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